5 Minute Monk : Based on true events on a magical beach in Wester Ross.

Lyrics

Five Minute Monk
I'm a five minute monk / I'm not taking calls
300 seconds /With my eye on the sunsetting ball
Don't get me wrong / There's no need to applaud
I'm not looking for praise/ Or a hot line to god
But I've closed all the doors/Shut down from the day
I'm a five minute monk/There's no more to say
Sitting on this fold up camp chair/Green tent pitched on the shore
Gazing west to the waves rolling in/Not wishing for anything more
An older couple run down the dunes/They'll get cool sand in their shoes
She picks up a thin driftwood stick/It was the only one she could choose
Doodles strange lines in the sand/while he points with a very long lens
can anyone see what he sees/Me with my five minute zen
Then I look up from my chair/I hold up my bottle of wine
I've got everything here that I need/Five minutes of everything fine